- Danna you BAKA, un.

PANY'S STYLE OF CHIBI! Drawn in 30-50 minutes! xD

Enjoy the little story that follows with the picture~

Deidara: -
Sasori: +

Deidara and Sasori got lost on the island they had visited. The rest of the akatsuki were at the camp, looking for them. The blonde and the red-head were trying to find them... And since Sasori had taken a few drink before, it seemed to be a very hard task for them. Oh well... Sasori's awesome pose said something else!

-Danna...
+No, wait, since the sun is going down THIS side of the beach *points* that *points* MUST BE EAST! And that means the others are-
-WAIT, Danna, listen, we-
+SHH! I know, I know! You mean that the sun is only going down that way because we're at this part of the world? Well, yeah, i know! So, then it must mean that we should go this wa-
-NO! I'm saying that-
+THAT you don't know where east is? WELL I'm trying to find out so be silent, brat, and let the awesomeness of your Danna lead you-
-Danna you BAKA, un! WE'RE LOST. LOST. You can't lead us when we're lost! *mumbles something about his Dannas non-awesomeness...*
+... D: ... well... then... we can... Have sex?
-*BLUSH* danna no baka!!! *smack him with his hair (like on the picture*
+OOWW!! That hurt, damn you! *ouch ouch...*
-*HMPF* Egoistic bastard, un... *crosses arms*
+*sigh* Come on, Dei-chan... We'll find the others... *hugs him* Or we can just... Relax here until they find us?
-...And if they don't?
+Then we'll have sex! *awesome-pose*
-*throws a bird at him* FUCK YOU
+ HEY I'M THE SEME! OOH, A BIRD! *hugs the bird* Hey birdie... My uke wont trust me when I say what we should do... D:
-*pout, blush* That's because you're high and probably drunk. So just go to hell, I can find the way back alone...
+*throws the bird at deis face* You're not allowed to, brat
-Says who? You? Who are you to decide that, un?!
+Your seme and Danna. Now come here, I wanna show you something.
-I don't wanna see your big dick, danna, I wanna go back... It's getting cold... I want my unicorn plushie... *sigh*
+*rolls his eyes, goes grabs his hand and drags him somewhere*
-A-ah!? *blush* I said it's not this way!
+Mhm...
-Danna, you're so stupid! Why would this be east, just because the sun is going down over there?! So that we should go this way, un?
+Because, brat. You're the stupid one.
-WHA-
+Did you go to school?
-Of course I- hey what was that?
Tobi: SEMPAI?! SASORI-SAMA?! *looking for them*
-... *speechless*
+He, you own me some good sex tonight, Dei.
-... Ahaha!!! I love you too!!! *runs away to Pain*
+*smirk*

The rest of Akatsuki found Sasori and Deidara, whom got lost when they went off for a "romantic" (my ass) stroll on the beach. And that night, the two of them had a lot of fun!

THE END!