PREVIEW - Request -truth or...

Truth or dare?


It was a glamorous Akatsuki night. The members had been out shopping, buying tons of beer, and when they came back it all had started. None of them had any mission to do, and they were all bored out of their minds, so why not have some fun? The Pizza was on order, the chips and the cookies were on the table, the beer was... everywhere and the Akatsuki was in the living room. Well, all of the things I mentioned were in the Living room but I just wanted to add some 'writing effect'. Why am I talking?

"Hey, everybody! Let's play a game!" Hidan yelled all over the room to the members. Yes, they were all drunk. Wich meant that they could tell each other very stupid things. Not to tell they could do stupid things too. And confess stupid things. But, we are all happy that people like the ones in Akatsuki would never decide to play such a stupid game as 'truth or dare' 'cause that is a very, very dangerous game to play when you're drunk. Trust me... -especially for Akatsuki members!
"Ooh! The game! The game, un!!" Deidara yelled back. Causing the Akatsuki members to shout is sync - 'We lost the game!'. "Heey," Hidan had a hick up before continuing, "We could play Truth or dare!"

You know what? I take the whole 'Thank god Akatsuki members don't play Truth or Dare' thing. Dear god...

Deidara who was laying down on the sofa, head on Sasori's knees, took another sip of his beer and sighed. "Hidan, that's so lame..." Sasori looked at him with a questioning face. When had he been able to lie down on him? "Shut the fuck up, I know you'll like it." Hidan answered. Pain sat down next to Hidan on the floor and signaled everyone to join them. The guys made a circle on the middle of the floor, in front of the tv, that was switched on for no reason. "Since I'm the leader, I guess I should start!" Everyone looked quite unamused but that didn't stop Pain from asking Konan, "Truth or dare?" Konan thought for a while and replied "Truth"

Pain thought for a while. He wanted a good qeustion that would be embaressing to answer in some way...
"Konan? Who in the room do you think have had most sexpartners in their lifetime? Oh, and who had the least?"
"What?" Konan blushed a little.
Hidan laughed. "That's a meanie.."
Konan looked around at the members for a while. The hootest of the guys was Sasori. No doubt. Aand maybe Pain and Deidara. Or Itachi. But Sasori had a personality that would reject the hottest and cutest girl ever. Seriously, she wouldn't be amazed if he rejected Britney spears...
Konan had knew Pain for years and he wasn't really intrested in such stuff. But Deidara...
"I think Deidara-"
Before she could finish Deidara was standing up, pointing at her (Objection!! style) and yelling. "WATCH YOUR MOUTH WOMAN! I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SPYING ON MEH, UHN! YOU STALKER HOW DID YOU KNOW THE TRUTH!?" ... Well this explained everything...
Konan grinned and threw a creepy glare at Deidara as he sat down while she explained. "You've got the looks, the personality, the.... mouths." Konan giggled playfully and Deidara blushed. She was right but he wasn't going to say anything more about it...
While everyone else were laughing, Pain reminded Konan that she had to tell who she thought had the LEATS sex lovers...
"Hmm..." Konan thought. But she didn't have to think much about this one.
"Kisame"
Kisame sweat dropped and went into emo corner mode. Of course. Just because-
"'Cause he's blue" Konan said casually. Itachi couldn't help but to feel a bit sorry for his partner. Even though he chuckled a little at Konan's words...
Konan finished her laughing and sighed.
"My turn then!" She looked around and decided to punish Deidara a little, for being such a little slut...
"Deidara" Deidara gained the other members attention immediately. He made himself ready.. It was the devil angel he was gaining a question from after all.
"Tell me, you want truth or dare?" Konan 'asked' the thinking blonde.
"I take Truth, un" Deidara picked, a little scared af the thought to gain a dare question from Konan.
"Okay, dare it is then-"
"I SAID TRUTH DAMMIT!"
"DAAARE, Okay I get it Deidara you don't have to scream!"
...
Deidara looked like someone had smashed a banana into his hair. What was wrong with that woman?! Anyways he knew he wouldn't be able to change Konan's decition so he gave up. Sasori smirked when he saw Deidara calming down.
Konan chuckled evilly when he saw Sasori's smirk while looking at Deidara. She knew he had dirty thoughts about that blonde...
Suddenly a 'very' awesome idea touched her mind.
"Deidara... put your hands and feet on the ground..."
Deidara rose his blonde brows, having no idea what the bluenett was going to make him go through.
"I'm not a cat, dammit, un..."
"Just do it. On all four, now!" Konan shouted, impatient she was.
"Yeah whatever." Deidara obeyed and waited for Konan to explain futher.
"Now. You'll get five spanks of the person to your right side."
Deidara's eyes widened, he looked at his right side and-
"NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOH FORGET IT!! NEVER! NOT NOOOH YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE, KONAN!!!" Deidara cried out, unaware of the fact that Sasori was almost having a seizure. Sasori was the one on his right side.
Konan just added things to the dare, instead of listening to Deidara's mercy begging.
"And at each spank you'll say 'I'm so nasty'"
Deidara just stared at Konan. Everbody else were laughing. Loudly. Hidan looked like he was pushing his lunges out. Even the Uchiha had gave in, he couldn't hold it back. Same for Kakuzu and Pain... Both sides of Zetsu... Tobi was rolling around in circles on the floor.
Konan giggled, "Come on, what are you waiting for? -the faster you begin, the faster you'll get done."